#omfg i have the lumia 800 #the smaller version basically#and MY LAPTOP FELL ON IT #and nothing happened #it was like ‘u ok’ #GOD BLESS NOKIA (via the-eleventh-blog)
Is the laptop okay though?
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
oh it’s me…
i am a comforting sea cow
…
hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
stop guys we’re friends remember
Children, behave else mother shall have to give the pair of you bollocking.
Lol bunch of brats
look who’s talking
Can’t you guys shut up already! I think you’re all little brats!
I wanna argue too!
But nobody knows who I am….
ipgd:
persona 3: you walk up stairs at night
Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.
Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars
Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.
Half Life
You’re a mute scientist that never does any science
I use Zelda too much so
Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.
Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.
Persona 4: Everyone watches TV in the middle of the night
Devil Survivor: You’re stuck in Tokyo for a week.
Etrian Odyssey 3: You run through a forest and get killed by a deer.
baten kaitos: the main character was the bad guy all along
Cathrine: You push blocks, talk to sheep, get drunk off your ass and text two girls that you want to bang but in the end you never really get laid. You also get chased by horrifying 30ft infants with chainsaws.
happy wheels
trust me, its not very happy
Portal series: you shoot holes in the wall and get called fat alot
Legend of Zelda: forever rolling across huge expansive fields. while screaming.
Pokemon: Spend hours and hours pushing up and down while you scream for eggs to fucking hatch already
No More Heroes: You’re forced to be an assassin by this smokin hot babe that promises to have sex with you if you kill all the other assassins but when you do she just laughs in your face and walks away
Shadow of the Colossus: There are only like 16 enemies in the entire game, and they’re all spaced way the hell apart so you wander around the huge map for ages searching for them. It ends badly for all involved.
Morrowind: You’re an ex-con who gets hired by the CIA because they’re too incompetent to do their own job. You get some missions from your cokehead handler which entail getting homework from some college students in exchange for graverobbing and serial murder and extortion. Eventually you’re told by some black chick that you’re the reincarnation of some gang OG and have to start a revolution, so you murder more people and rob a hardware store before going to a gay Mayan strip club in a volcano to solicit one of the strippers for some hot booty, but he tries to murder you so you go and stab the Big O in the chest. Then the black chick gives you some bling and tells you to fuck off.
Basically it’s like a boring episode of Burn Notice but with a really shitty combat system and no guns.
The MGS series
An egotistical Japanese man stops you from playing a video game to pontificate to you at great length through a number of thinly veiled avatars of himself.
You take a very sticky ball and trip balls to a time limit.
you try to drive an ancient race of mythological beasts to extinction and help a bunch of religious people force their beliefs on others
yume nikki ; you kill yourself
you do errands for other people that usually involves killing things but you die 80 times before you get to level 10.
Animal Crossing: (IMSORRY) So you move to this Gayass town with animals that are whores, on steroids, prissy sluts, and fucking stupid ass frogs and shit. You have to work(be a slave) to some overly talkative tbagging raccoon faggot and deliver crazy shit to people then there’s practically nothing to do
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optimisticduelist:
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funkysafari:
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING
oh my god look at the little baby
oh no
shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r47z2OX01r6bovho1_500.jpg)
You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.
But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.
Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]
PIGS WITH RAIN BOOTS MAKE ME HAPPIER THAN ANYTHING
oh my god look at the little baby
oh no
shes wearing little booties ;______; i cant deal
